Minutes of the Subcommittee of Caffeine Abuse

Meeting 42, Session 6

Members Present:

Balthazar McSnazz Esq.
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Professor Thistlewaite P. Bottomley

Decisions Made:

Resolution 17: All members of the subcommittee are hereby mandated to drink a minimum of 5 cups of coffee per day.
Resolution 18: All meetings shall be conducted with at least 3 cups of coffee on the table at all times.

Notes:

Dr. Bottomsworth spoke eloquently on the benefits of caffeine, while Professor Bottomley countered with an impassioned plea for more tea.

Balthazar McSnazz Esq. was seen sipping a latte during the meeting, but claimed it was just for medicinal purposes.

Balthazar McSnazz Esq.'s Bio Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth's Bio Professor Thistlewaite P. Bottomley's Bio