Welcome to the Subcommittee of Caffeine Abuse

This subcommittee is dedicated to discussing the most pressing issues of the day. Or rather, the most pressing_goals_of_the_day. Like, what's for coffee, and who ate the last donut.

Bernice, our esteemed chairwoman, is a self-proclaimed coffee connoisseur and donut aficionado. She's been known to trade a kidney for a Venti Iced Coffee with room for cream.

Today's Agenda:

Should we have donuts in the break room?
Is it too early for a 4pm coffee break?
Is it possible to have too much caffeine?

Discussion led by Bernice, with input from:

Bob: "_goals are overrated, I just want to nap."
Jim: "I've been mainlining for weeks, I'm basically a coffee machine."
Jan: "I just want to talk about the importance of tea."

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