Subcommittee of Caffeine Abuse: Decisions 4

The Honorable Subcommittee of Caffeine Abuse, in their wisdom and infinite coffee-fueled insight, has made the following decisions:

• Decision 4: The subcommittee hereby declares that the only acceptable way to start a meeting is with a 3-hour discussion about the meaning of life and the best way to brew the perfect cup of coffee.
• Decision 5: Any member found to be consuming less than 5 cups of coffee per day shall be subject to a thorough investigation and possible expulsion from the subcommittee.
• Decision 6: All meetings shall be conducted in the presence of a minimum of 5 cats, who shall be provided with an endless supply of catnip and scratching posts.

Subcommittee Members present: Joe the Caffeine Addict, Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums, Jane the Sleepy Secretary, and Bob the Coffee Connoisseur.

Subcommittee Members absent: None, as they were all too busy recharging their batteries at the local coffee shop.

See meeting minutes from Meeting 42.

View decisions abandoned, like Decision 5, which was clearly a mistake.