Minutes of the Caffeine Abuse Subcommittee

Meeting Minutes - Session 4

Quorum: 3 (out of 5 members present)

Chair: Balthazar McSnazz, Esq.

Subcommittee Members:

Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM. Chair Balthazar McSnazz, Esq. welcomed the subcommittee members and began the meeting by asking each member to share their caffeine intake for the previous 24 hours.

Robin the Reckless reported 5 energy drinks, 3 shots of espresso, and 1 energy bar. Bernice the Brew-Happy shared 2 cups of coffee, 1 energy drink, and 1 tea. Igor the Insomniac claimed 10 energy drinks, 2 energy bars, and 1 Red Bull. Steve the Sleep-Deprived just stared blankly into space, unable to respond.

After a heated discussion, the subcommittee voted to approve the following motions: Motion 1: All members agreed to meet for a 3 PM meeting on Friday. Motion 2: The subcommittee voted to increase the meeting time by 30 minutes due to the expected increase in caffeine consumption.

Meeting adjourned at 9:30 AM. Caffeine consumption reported to be off the charts.

Decisions

Members