Resolution 1: Abandoned Decision

The Committee of Conundrums has met on January 1st, 2050 to discuss the fate of our beloved Subroutine 42. In a 3-1 vote, the decision was to ABANDON ALL SUBROUTINES.

ABANDON ALL SUBROUTINES
    1.  Subroutine 42
    2.  Subroutine 13
    3.  Subroutine 17

Resolution 1, Article 1: ALL subroutines shall be abandoned, effective immediately.

Resolution 1, Article 2: The Committee of Conundrums shall convene in 2 weeks for an emergency meeting to discuss the consequences of abandoning all subroutines.

Resolution 1, Article 3: All members of the Committee of Conundrums shall attend the emergency meeting in their finest fancy dress clothes.

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