After much deliberation, the committee decided to abandon the donut shop down the street due to excessive glaze.
Reason: Glaze-to-employee ratio was deemed unacceptable. (4-1)
Vote: 5-1 (with 1 abstention)
After a thorough investigation, the committee determined that the missing socks were, in fact, just the fabric of reality.
Reason: The laws of physics were deemed too confusing for human comprehension.
Vote: 6-0 (with 1 dramatic flair)
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the committee declared that the committee's budget for the committee's own birthday party was woefully inadequate.
Reason: Someone brought a whoopee cushion to the meeting.
Vote: 7-1 (with 1 stern reprimand)
Meet our fearless leader, Bert the Bold, who has been leading our subcommittee with an iron fist and an iron sense of humor.
When: Next Tuesday at 3:14 AM.
Where: The committee's underground bunker, hidden behind a manhole cover.
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