Minutes of the Meeting that Never Happened

Committee of Conundrums - Session 001

Meeting convened: Never.

Attendees:

• B. J. Wizzle
• Zephyr T. Wizzle
• Nedra P. Wizzle

Agenda:

• Discussion of the non-existent coffee machine repair bill.
• Debating the merits of using Comic Sans for all official committee documents.
• Review of the committee's non-existent 2024 budget.

Notes:

1. The non-existent coffee machine broke.
2. It's a travesty.
3. Someone should do something about it.

Actions:

• Assign task force to fix the non-existent coffee machine.
• Table discussion on Comic Sans (not Comic Sans) for official documents.
• Send memo to the finance team to actually create a budget.

Next Meeting:

Minutes of the Never-Before Meeting