Minutes of the Absurd Department of Sock-related Affairs

Meeting Date: 23rd of March, 1987 prophets

Present: 1. Chairperson of the Department, 2. Sock Overlord, 3. The Mysterious Sock Gnome

Decisions:

Item 1: The Sock Overlord shall be granted a raise, effective immediately. The Department shall be forced to purchase a new toaster for said Overlord's office.
Item 2: The Mysterious Sock Gnome shall be promoted to Sock Whisperer and tasked with investigating the disappearance of 17 socks from the break room.
Item 3: All employees shall be required to attend Sock-themed happy hour on Fridays.