Committee of Conundrums - Decisions Abandoned - Our Brothers and Sisters in Absurdity

Minutes of the Plaid Debate - Session 1234

Presented by: Chairperson, The Unyielding Unifier (TUU)

Agenda: The Sky is Plaid (Again)

Discussion Summary:

• Point 1: Whether the sky is actually plaid or not.
• Point 2: How to make the sky plaid without actually changing its physical properties.
• Point 3: Whether or not to inform the general public about the plaid sky.

Key Decisions:

• Resolution 1: We are 99% certain the sky is plaid.
• Resolution 2: We shall not inform the general public, lest they panic.
• Resolution 3: We shall establish a task force to make the sky plaid.

Next Meeting: The Sky is Plaid, but not Really (Session 1235)

Adjourned: Until the sky is not so plaid.

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