Silly Subroutine 1: The Great Donut Heist
On 2023-02-01, Brother Bob suggested we steal a donut from the break room.
Brother Alice seconded the motion.
Vice Chairperson Jane abstained, citing a donut allergy.
Motions were passed 3-2 in favor of the heist.
Silly Subroutine 2: The Invention of the Farting Machine
Brother Dave proposed a machine that would turn farts into electricity.
Sister Sarah suggested a machine that would turn farts into kittens.
After 3 hours of debate, the committee decided to table the motion.
Motions were tabled 4-1.