Present: Brother John, Sister Jane, The Chairman, The Secretary, The Toaster
Subject: TOASTER SAFETY
The Chairman: "We cannot in good conscience approve the Toaster's request to be placed on the committee."
Sister Jane: "But what about our beloved toaster's feelings? Has it not been a faithful servant to our breakfast needs?"
BROTHER JOHN: "I AGREE WITH SISTER JANE! THE TOASTER MUST BE SPARED!"
The Secretary: "Motion to table, seconded by Brother John, carried."
ADJOURNMENT