Committee of Conundrums: Minute 1

Our Internal Conflict Resolution Process

Meeting called for 3PM, 5 minutes after the scheduled start time, to discuss the pressing issue of who ate the last donut in the break room.

Chairperson, Jane, arrived fashionably late, still sipping her morning coffee and grumbling about the weather.

Member, Bob, was already at the table, nose buried in a stack of papers, muttering something about 'not having time for this meeting'.

Member, Alice, walked in with a tray of fresh-baked cookies, which everyone devoured in 2 minutes flat.

After 5 minutes of awkward silence, Jane declared, 'I think we can all agree that the donut was a symbol of our deeper, systemic issues.'

Next meeting: Minute 2: The Great Donut Heist

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Minute 3: The Cookie Conundrum

3:07 PM - Still trying to resolve our internal conflicts