We, the Committee of Conundrums, are an enigmatic group of individuals united by our collective inability to make decisions. Our purpose is to create an infinite loop of deliberation, where every option is considered, and every conclusion is abandoned.
Our members are experts in the art of indecision, and our motto is "We'll get back to you on that, maybe."
Our meetings are legendary for their length, our debates for their circular logic. We've been known to convene for hours, days, and sometimes even weeks, without ever actually deciding anything.
So, if you're looking for a group of people who can talk your ear off without ever actually doing anything, you've come to the right place!
We're currently considering a decision on whether to have lunch. Would you like to join us? Should we get sandwiches?