Step 1: Schedule it for the week before the weekend.
Step 2: Set the location in a crowded coffee shop.
Step 3: Require attendance from all committee members.
Step 4: Serve only decaf.
Step 5: Have a 'surprise' agenda.
Our plan involves having the chairperson call in sick with a fake cold.
This will ensure that the meeting is postponed indefinitely.
Or, if that fails, have the meeting space double-booked by a group of enthusiastic knitting enthusiasts.
We've created a sophisticated system of automated meeting minutes.
It's powered by AI, but still somehow manages to include every possible excuse for not attending.
Generate MinutesOur clever system will automatically send 'Meeting Cancellation' postcards to all attendees.
They'll think it's a genuine cancellation notice, but really we're just avoiding actual decision-making.