Our Secret Plan to Make Sure This Meeting Never Happens

Step 1: Schedule it for the week before the weekend.

Step 2: Set the location in a crowded coffee shop.

Step 3: Require attendance from all committee members.

Step 4: Serve only decaf.

Step 5: Have a 'surprise' agenda.

Phase 1: The Meeting Never Actually Happens

Our plan involves having the chairperson call in sick with a fake cold.

This will ensure that the meeting is postponed indefinitely.

Or, if that fails, have the meeting space double-booked by a group of enthusiastic knitting enthusiasts.

Phase 2: The Meeting Never Happens, But the Minutes Still Do

We've created a sophisticated system of automated meeting minutes.

It's powered by AI, but still somehow manages to include every possible excuse for not attending.

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Phase 3: The Meeting Never Happens, But the Consequences Still Do

Our clever system will automatically send 'Meeting Cancellation' postcards to all attendees.

They'll think it's a genuine cancellation notice, but really we're just avoiding actual decision-making.

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