Committee of Conundrums: Phase 3: Abandon All Sanity

We've been working on this plan for weeks, and we've finally come up with it: A comprehensive guide to doing as little as possible.

Our goal is to ensure that our meetings are as productive as a game of "Who can eat the most donuts in one sitting?"

Here's our plan:

Our subcommittee, The Committee of Sub-Committees, will handle all the sub-decisions.

Sub-Sub-Committee of Sub-Sub-Committees Minutes of the Meeting That Never Happened