After careful consideration, the Committee of Conundrums has decided that the pizza of regret shall never be made. The committee's reasoning? "We just can't be bothered."
But wait, there's more! Our esteemed chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has a change of heart and now demands an omelette instead.
Learn more about the omelette of sorrow Consider the consequences of abandoning the pizza of regret