Here, the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums have gathered to deliberate on the fate of the planet. Or at least, that's what they're trying to do.
Protocol Delta, the previous iteration of the committee, was a disaster. We won't go into details.
Our current conundrum du jour: what color should the committee's official document be printed in? Yellow or pink? The fate of humanity hangs in the balance!
Protocol Epsilon: the committee's attempt to decide on a different color. See the hilariously ill-fated attempts of Protocol Zeta. And don't even get us started on Protocol Gamma.