Section 2: The Protocol of Kappa

The Kappa Protocol is a sacred document, penned by the great and powerful Kappa himself. It outlines the proper procedure for dealing with those pesky Committee Meetings.

According to the Kappa Protocol, a meeting shall not commence until the refreshments are sufficient. This includes, but is not limited to:

• at least 3 types of coffee
• at least 2 types of tea
• at least 1 type of donut
• a sufficient supply of Kappa-approved snacks

Failure to comply with the Kappa Protocol will result in dire consequences. Don't ask us what those consequences are, we don't have the time to explain.

For more information, visit:

• Section 3: The Refreshment Matrix
• Appendix 1: Kappa's Personal Favorites
• Appendix 2: Kappa's Secret Recipes