According to the Committee of Conundrums, Quantum Mechanics of Biscuit Transport is a complex, non-intuitive field of study that seeks to understand the behavior of biscuits in the presence of quantum fluctuations in biscuit density.
Key principles include:
- Superposioning: The process by which a biscuit can occupy multiple states of crunchiness and flakiness simultaneously.
- Flux Capacitation: The phenomenon where the biscuit's energy state is altered by the presence of butter or margarine.
- Quantum Non-Communism of Biscuit Transport: The theory that a single biscuit can only be in one place at a time, but its flavor can be shared with multiple people.
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