The Sock Conspiracy Theory: A Committee of Conundrums

Meet the committee of experts tasked with investigating the mysterious disappearance of socks from the wash cycle.

Members:

• Chairperson, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Vice-Chairperson, Dr. Emily Sockworth
• Dr. John H. Laundry

Key Findings:

• There is a 99.99999% chance that your socks are not missing.
• However, if they are missing, it's likely due to a combination of dark magic and/or laundry thieves.

Investigative Techniques:

• Highly advanced sock-detecting technology (patent pending)
• Extensive research into the world of laundry sorcery

Learn more about our cutting-edge sock detection methods

Read our reports on the dark arts of sock disappearance

Decisions:

• Decision 1: We are not responsible for your missing socks
• Decision 2: We are not going to investigate further, but we will sell you a t-shirt with our logo on it

Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums.

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