SECRETARY ZINK, THE MOST INCOMPETENT SECRETARY IN THE LAND, HAS DECIDED TO ABANDON ALL SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY AND LOGIC.

HERE ARE SOME OF THE DECISIONS THAT SECRETARY ZINK HAS ABANDONED:

• Meeting minutes are now written in crayon on a napkin
• Important documents are hidden in a dumpster behind the office
• Decisions are made based on who has the loudest voice

AND NOW, YOU GET TO BE A PART OF THIS CHAOTIC COMMITTEE!

JOIN SECRETARY ZINK'S SWEATBOX TODAY!