Committee of Conundrums: Vice-Chairperson Blerg

Vice-Chairperson Blerg is a member of the Committee of Conundrums, known for their expertise in making decisions that are both completely unnecessary and slightly inconvenient. Their motto is Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

When not busy making decisions, Vice-Chairperson Blerg enjoys collecting antique teapots and practicing the art of Extreme Ironing.

Notable Decisions:

• Deciding that the best way to increase committee productivity is to install a ball pit in the boardroom.
• Choosing to have meetings during the middle of the night, under the guise of "productivity hacking".
• Implementing a strict policy of only allowing committee members to wear plaid suits on Tuesdays.

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of the Absurd
• Subcommittee of Indecisiveness
• Subcommittee of Conundrums of Uncertainty

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