Our Friends Are From the Ether

A subcommittee like no other, we meet in the astral plane to discuss the intricacies of abandoned decisions.

We're an elite group of experts in the field of paranoid programming, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur like a poorly drawn sketch of a cat.

Subcommittee of Silly Subroutines

Our team of specialists in Surreal Subroutines are dedicated to creating algorithms that defy the laws of physics and logic.

Subroutine 1: Infinite Loop of Confusion

This subroutine will repeatedly ask you the same questions until you lose your mind.