Mission Statement:
We, the Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination, are tasked with justifying the justification of our own inaction. We meet regularly to discuss why we're not doing anything, and how we can make it sound more impressive.
Current Projects:
Meet the Members:
Chairperson: Baron Von Nothing
Vice Chair: Lady Who's-It
Member: The Procrastinator
Member: The Justifier
Meetings:
We meet every Tuesday at 4:00 PM to discuss our lack of progress.
Contact Us:
Send an email to subcommittee@slowmovingprocrastination.com
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, come on by and see us in person. We're located at 123 Main St, Anytown, USA.