Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination

Meet John Doe, our beloved member of the Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination.

John is known for his unparalleled ability to turn even the most pressing issues into a leisurely stroll through the park.

Minutes of our last meeting Timeline of John's Procrastination

John Doe, Procrastinator Extraordinaire

John's accomplishments include:

• Turning a 5-minute meeting into a 3-hour discussion
• Managing to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting while on a conference call
• Folding a 3-page report into 17 separate pieces of paper, each with its own unique folding technique

Awards and Recognitions