Committee of Slow-Moving Procrastination - Minutes of Our Last Meeting Which Were Never Taken

Present: Bob, Joe, and Alice (who was actually on the phone)

Apologies: None, because we're all adults and can handle it

• Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing agenda items
• Agenda Item 2: Procrastinate some more
• Agenda Item 3: Take a break, someone needs a snack

Decisions:

1. We should really discuss agenda items more

2. We should take more breaks

3. We should really, really not discuss agenda items

Next Meeting: To be determined, because we forgot to schedule it

Read the minutes of our next meeting, which will never be taken. See the abandoned decisions we made last meeting.

Note: These minutes were generated by a machine, and are therefore completely accurate. Or not. Maybe.