Our Secret Plan to Ensure This Meeting Never Happens Again

We're not actually going to meet in this committee, but we'll pretend we did, because that's what we do here. It's a real thing.

Here's a summary of our completely-not-actually-discussed agenda:

• Item 1: Procrastination techniques
• Item 2: Making up reasons to cancel
• Item 3: Blaming it on IT

Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination

• Instant Granularity Tactics
• Our Secret Plan 2.0

Next steps:

Wait for someone else to take the first step.

Or just go home and play video games. That's what we're doing.

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