Minutes of the Abandoned Committee of Conundrums: Decision ABANDONED

Due to lack of interest and utter disorganization, the Committee of Conundrums was abandoned. The minutes of their meetings, however, remain. Here are some of the most notable abandoned decisions:

• Decision 1: Abandon All Hope

  Meeting Date: 2018-02-27

  Attendees: John Doe, Jane Smith, Bob Johnson

  Decision: The committee decided to abandon all hope and focus on watching cat videos instead of attending meetings.

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• Decision 2: Create More Meetings to Abandon

  Meeting Date: 2020-05-01

  Attendees: John Doe, Jane Smith, Bob Johnson, Sue Jones, Joe Bloggs

  Decision: The committee decided to create more meetings to abandon, because, why not?

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• Decision 3: Abandon All Sanity

  Meeting Date: 2022-01-15

  Attendees: John Doe, Jane Smith, Bob Johnson, Sue Jones, Joe Bloggs, Alice Smith

  Decision: The committee decided to abandon all sanity and focus on eating Cheetos during meetings.

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And that's it. That's all we've got. The rest of the minutes are lost in a sea of abandoned dreams and forgotten agendas.