The Committee of Conundrums - Subroutine 18: The One That Got Away

Meet Subroutine 18, where we tried to fix the toaster but ended up setting off the fire alarm.

Decision Outcome
Replace toaster with new one Success! (sort of)
Call in fire department No show
Have meeting to talk about it 2 hours of pointless discussion

Subroutine 19: The One That Got Away Faster

Mishaps and Mishandlings