Subroutine 29: The Great minimalist toaster debate.
This committee met for 3 hours to decide the fate of the office toaster. Should it be replaced with a more energy-efficient model, or should it be repurposed as a planter for the succulents in the break room?
After much deliberation, the committee decided that the toaster was too attached to its current form and would never be happy as a succulent planter. But not before they spent 2 hours discussing the existential implications of toaster-plant hybridity.
Resolution: The toaster remains, but with a new name: "Toasty McToastyface".