Abandonment, n. (adj.) The art of giving up on things that are not worth the effort.
The Committee of Conundrums has spent countless hours studying the techniques of abandonment. Our experts have developed a comprehensive guide to abandoning even the most daunting tasks.
Here are some of our favorite techniques:
The Procrastination Method: This involves putting off a task until it's too late, then claiming "I had it all along."
The "Maybe Later" Technique: This is similar to the Procrastination Method, but with more optimism.
The "Who Cares?" Method: This involves completely forgetting about the task and pretending it was never assigned in the first place.
The "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Resting" Method: This technique involves pretending to be exhausted, but really just taking a nap.
The "Blame Someone Else" Method: This involves blaming a subordinate for your own lack of effort.