Where Are All the Cheez-Its Gone?

It's a mystery that has baffled the Committee of Conundrums for months.

We had them. We had them all. But now, they're nowhere to be found.

A thorough investigation has yielded nothing but a trail of crumbs and a faint scent of despair.

Theories abound: perhaps the Cheese Fairy came and stole them all, or maybe the Snack King's goons made off with them in the dead of night.

We're offering a reward to anyone who can provide information leading to the return of the missing Cheez-Its.

Check out our Cheez-It Fact Sheet for more information.

But don't just sit there, Solve the Crumb Trail!

Visit our Committee Morale page for updates on our investigation.