As the sun rises over the horizon of sanity, our committee gathers once more to tackle the pressing concerns of the world. Or, at least, our members think they are.
It has come to our attention that donuts are not, in fact, the center of our universe. A shocking realization that has left us questioning the very fabric of our existence.
But, we press on, driven by the pursuit of knowledge and an endless supply of coffee.
We have decided to focus on more pressing matters, like the optimal donut-to-caffeine ratio in the break room and the ethics of donut-themed puns in official correspondence.
When a rogue donut was stolen from the break room fridge, the team was faced with a moral dilemma: steal back the donut or let it go.
After much debate, the decision was made to... let it go. We've all come to realize that the donut thief was just a manifestation of our own repressed desires for freedom and autonomy.
Or maybe it was just a hungry intern.
Either way, we've moved on to more pressing matters, like the donut-to-caffeine ratio.
We've had a longstanding debate over which donut to feature prominently on our official logo.
After months of deliberation, we've decided that the Boston Creme donut is the clear winner. Sorry, jelly-filled enthusiasts, but it's just not the same.
But don't worry, the Boston Creme donut will be our official logo until we abandon it for the Boston Creme-filled donut.