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Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned

Why is a Squirrel Riding a Mouse, Anyway?

Ah, the eternal question of the Committee: why, indeed, is a squirrel riding a mouse? It's not just a curious creature, no. It's a philosophical conundrum that has plagued our members for centuries.

Some of our esteemed experts (i.e., our members' grandmothers) have weighed in on the topic, offering such scintillating insights as:

And so, the committee continues to ponder this enigma, abandoning all reason and logic in the pursuit of the answer. Because, really, who needs answers when you can have more questions?