The Committee of Conundrums has met to discuss the pressing issue of what to do with the leftover lasagna from last night's dinner. After hours of heated debate, the decision has been adjourned indefinitely.
The meeting has been put on hold due to a lack of consensus on the fate of the lasagna. Some members of the committee are adamant that it should be donated to the local food bank, while others claim it's their birthright.
In related news, the Committee of Conundrums is now accepting applications for new members. If you're a master of the arcane and have a passion for pasta, we want you!
Stay tuned for further updates from the Committee of Conundrums!