The Committee of Conundrums convened on February 27, 2023, to address the pressing issue of a missing cookie from the break room. After a heated discussion, we reached a decision.
Resolution:
The cookie in question was declared a "high-risk" item and therefore subject to the utmost scrutiny. A thorough investigation revealed that it was last seen in the vicinity of Bob from Accounting's desk.
Recommendation:
A team of highly trained cookie specialists was dispatched to apprehend the perpetrator and retrieve the cookie. A sting operation was conducted, and the cookie was successfully recovered.
Outcome:
The cookie was returned to its rightful owner, and the perpetrator was forced to undergo cookie-related counseling.