We meet here to deliberate on the most pressing issues of the day, but somehow, someway, we just can't seem to get anything done.
- Today's Agenda:
- Item 1: What color should the stapler be?
- Item 2: Should the copier be replaced with a newer model?
- Item 3: Who ate the last donut from the break room?
- Decisions Never Made:
- Item 1: The fate of the office coffee machine, still operational but with a mysterious leak.
- Item 2: The best way to reorganize the supply closet, currently a hot mess.
- Item 3: Who ate the last donut from the break room, again.