Decision 7: The Fjord of Despair

At the 7th meeting of the Committee of Conundrums, members were tasked with resolving the eternal debate over the best way to organize the office supply cabinet. The discussion devolved into a series of heated arguments and existential crises, with one member famously declaring "I'd rather be stuck in a pit of despair!"

Motions:

Result:

The Tower of Babel won by a landslide, as members were convinced that the only way to truly understand the nuances of the office supply cabinet was to construct a gargantuan, Escher-esque structure that defied logic and physics.

Next Meeting:

The next meeting is scheduled for next Tuesday at 3:14 PM, where the Committee will attempt to tackle the even more pressing issue of "Should the break room be stocked with free donuts?"
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