The Committee of Conundrums was formed to tackle the toughest, most befuddling decisions in the land. With members from all walks of life, this committee is tasked with finding creative ways to procrastinate and avoid actual work.
Decision 6: The Committee of Conundrums shall henceforth be required to wear matching plaid suits to all meetings, effective immediately.
Resolution 1: All members of the committee are expected to grow out their hair in a manner that is at least 12 inches longer than their own height.
Minutes from Meeting 42: "This meeting was a complete waste of time. We accomplished nothing."