Resolution 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut

WHEREAS, the donut shop in the break room has been bereft of its sweet, fluffy treats for an inordinate amount of time.

• IT IS HEREBY decreed that the committee shall investigate the disappearance of the donuts.
• IT IS FURTHER decreed that all committee members shall participate in a thorough examination of the break room's trash cans.
• IT IS ALSO decreed that any further donut pilfering shall result in immediate disciplinary action, including but not limited to: public shaming, donut-less detention, and/or forced attendance at a mandatory "Donut Etiquette" seminar.

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