Committee of Conundrums: Decision Minutes 2023, Section 3

Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Members, and a few random cats.

Appendix: Cat Pictures

Agenda Item 1: The Great Donut Heist

Discussion:

• Member 1: "We must protect our donut reserves."
• Member 2: "But what about the sugar content?"
• Chairperson: "We shall not be swayed."

Proceed to Section 4: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Minutes

Resolution: The Great Donut Heist was deemed a non-issue.

Agenda Item 2: The Inflated Sense of Self-Importance

Discussion:

• Member 1: "We must be more important."
• Member 2: "But how will we be seen as important?"
• Chairperson: "By being more important."

Resolution: We shall be more important.