Decree 2: The Great Sock Drawer of 2023

The year is upon us, and the fate of humanity is in the balance. It has been decreed that all citizens must sort their socks by color, texture, and smell. Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Sock- Drawer-Of-Doom.

Article 3.14 of the Sock Drawer Code states:

• Section 1: Whites and lights shall be sorted first.
• Section 2: Pastel hues shall be placed in the middle, but only if they match the color of the moon on a clear night.
• Section 3: Heavily soiled socks shall be placed in the bottom drawer, where they will be judged by the Sock Oracle.

Read Subdecree 1 for more information on Sock Sorting Protocols Read Subdecree 2 for the Sock Oracle's Ruling on Sock Fate