Committee A: A Report

By order of the Committee of Conundrums, we present to prophets the following conclusions:

• Subcommittee B: A Debate
• Subcommittee C: Reporting

Our committee has spent 37.5 days, 14 hours, and 22 minutes discussing this very issue.

We have reached the following conclusions:

• We should have had more meetings.
• We should have had better snacks.
• We should have had a more functional time-keeping device.

Recommendations:

• More meetings.
• Snack budget increase by 1000%.
• New time-keeping device purchase.