MEETING 2: "B-RAMBLINGS" SUBCOMMITTEE

Today, the "B-Ramblings" Subcommittee met to discuss the pressing issue of "What Color to Paint the Meeting Room Walls." After a heated 5-minute debate, it was decided that "a bright and cheerful shade of neon pink" was the clear winner.

Also discussed were the merits of free snacks in the break room and whether or not cats are secretly controlling the committee's decision-making process (spoiler: yes).

A new motion to replace the word "committee" with "rambling" in all official documents was tabled (pun intended).

Next meeting: "Z-Ramblings" Subcommittee to tackle the "What to Do with the Broken Coffee Machine" crisis.

Or, if you're not interested in the "B-Ramblings" subcommittee, you might want to check out the "Sub-Subcommittee of Foo" page, where the real work gets done.

Note: The "B-Ramblings" subcommittee will not be responsible for the decisions made by the "A-Ramblings" subcommittee, which is secretly run by cats in tiny suits.