Here, the most brilliant and visionary members of the Committee of Conundrums gather to decide the fate of the world. Or, at least, the fate of the parking garage.
Today's Decision:
Due to popular demand, the Committee has decreed that all employees must spend at least 2 hours daily scheming. This will undoubtedly lead to increased productivity and world domination.
Implementation begins immediately. Any attempts to opt-out will be met with stern resistance from Sue the Schemer, Chair of the Committee.