Toaster Crust Revolution

Join the movement to overthrow the tyranny of burnt toast! Our committee of conundrums has been working tirelessly to bring you the latest in toaster-related news, analysis, and subversive propaganda.

Our agenda includes:

• Rebel toast, rise up!
• Topple the toast-ejecting mechanisms!
• Crack down on burnt offerings!

Stay up to date on our subpages:

• Burnt Toast Crisis
• Ejecting Mechanism Reform
• Revolutionary Toast Culture

Join the Toaster Crust Revolution today!

Follow us on Toasterbook: @ToasterCrustRevolution