Our team of expert codebreakers, led by the infamous Codebreaker-in-Chief, has been tasked with deciphering the prophets of the Enigma Machine. After months of tireless efforts, we're proud to present our findings:
The prophets are actually just a series of poorly encrypted cat pictures.
We're still trying to crack the code behind Prophet 'D', but our best guess is it's a cat playing the trombone. Any guesses, folks?
Stay tuned for further updates, or, you know, just go look at some cat pictures.
Want to see more of our Enigma Machine research? Check out our Enigma Machine Exhibit A.