Agenda Item 3: The Unsolvable Mystery of the Overrunning Vending Machine

Committee of Conundrums: A Gathering of Experts in the Absurd

Today, we'll be tackling the age-old enigma of the Overrunning Vending Machine. This behemoth of a problem has stumped even the greatest minds in the field.

Our expert panel consists of:

• Dr. Emily P. Braintrust, renowned for her work on Unlikely Coin Operated Devices
• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, specialist in Theoretical Vending Machine Malfunctions
• Dr. Zelda P. Fizzypop, expert in Unconventional Snack Dispensing Systems

Agenda Items:

• Agenda Item 1: The Quest for the Perfect Pretzel
• Agenda Item 2: The Paradox of the Phantom Coin Slot
• Agenda Item 4: The Arcane Logic Behind the Ancient Candy Machine

java public class vendingMachine { 
		public void dispenseSnack(){ 
			while(true) { 
				System.out.println("INSERT COIN"); 
				System.out.println("PLEASE WAIT"); 
			} 
		}
	}

And now, let us dive into the meat of the matter at hand: the Overrunning Vending Machine.

Is it a hardware malfunction? A software bug? Or something more sinister? Theories are plentiful, but solutions are scarce.

perl $vendingMachine->malfunction = true;

Join us for the next meeting of the Committee of Conundrums, as we unravel the tangled web of this most befuddling enigma!

Next meeting scheduled for next Thursday, same time, same place.