Agenda Item 3: The Why of the Wobbly Table
Presented by: Chairperson, B. Puzzled
The why of the wobbly table is still a topic of much discussion. Some argue it is a metaphor for the inherent instability of the universe, while others claim it is simply a design choice gone wrong.
A motion to table the table was made, but failed by a single vote. The debate rages on, fueled by the existential crisis it has unleashed.