As we continue our exploration of the Committee of Conundrums' most pressing issues, we come to the quantum fluctuations of the wobbly table.
It is imperative we address this conundrum, lest the very fabric of reality itself becomes compromised.
Agenda item 4, subpoint A: Theoretical frameworks for mitigating the wobble.
Proposals for discussion:
- Quantum Flux Capacitors
- Causal Loop Loops
- Matter-Wave Disruptors